Question - What made you apply for this job?
Reply I wanted to give - I was sitting on my desk, picking my nose with my left foot and thought wouldn't it be wonderful if there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Of course, being polite, you need to find an imaginative way of saying I need the money.
Question - Do you realise that once I pay for the work, you own no rights to it.
Reply - I would never have guessed. I planned to write you a story, then publish it in my name.
Of course, I knew what I was doing or I wouldn't have asked for work as a ghostwriter.
In the end, I got tired of being insulted by people accusing me of plagiarism, when they copy and paste the same section of a post.
The section states that all work will be scanned through various plagiarism software including Plagscan and Copyscan.
The only plagiarism I am guilty of is turning old stories of mine into newer versions - Can you plagiarise yourself?