I have not had a book deal with Waterstones nor a film contract and I have not had my work likened to Graham Greene. I haven't been asked for interviews by top magazines, so you won't get bored reading about a one-hit wonder story.
Yes, that was a piss take on a certain writer in the UK and no I am not jealous, if success means all can write is the same self praise every week; you can keep it as Confucius said " Man who pat himself on the back, end up with dislocated shoulder," and as I have a sore left shoulder, I am not in favour of having another one. Another apt phrase is "Self-praise is no praise."
The lack of self-praise on my blog explains the mass of readers I get. I am pleased to tell you that you made yesterday the biggest day with over 1,000 readers reading over 1,600 articles which proves that I may not sell the books but I have a growing readership.
The latest news, my Amazon ranking for all books is the lowest since before Christmas and the lowest for Kindle sales since the beginning of November :(